So I was reading the SkyMall catalog on my flight from Newark to Las Vegas. I know, it’s almost too easy to pick out some weird and useless thing from the people who brought you the Indoor Dog Restroom, the genuine replica of the Indiana Jones bullwhip, and the NeckPro Traction Device, but I think I found something: a two-foot tall statue of Bigfoot. It boggles my mind that someone took a look at this statue, thought ‘This would complement my garden nicely,’ and actually shelled out the $100ish for it. But look at the reviews! Evidently, people not only like their Bigfoots (Bigfeet?), they engage in active relationships with them. “…he retains his masculinity even in his current outfit– a sleeveless pink T…with PRINCESS written across the front and matching leg warmers,” writes one happy customer.
I think I’ll stick with my Meerkat Gang Sculpture.
Bigfoot Sculpture photograph from SkyMall.com
